Tuesday, 21 July 2009

This just in

STOP THE PRESS!
Change the layout of the front page.
Reshuffle the story order.
Send out the journalists.

Sienna Miller burnt her cleavage.

Oh cruel cruel world.

Tv 3 news last night ran the thrilling item on the topic of Miss Millers bust.

Don'tget razzed, I do know my news values. And there is a place for TMZ, NW. But please don't take my news.

Please.

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