Tomorrow is internship. Andrei is not scared, I however am.
I have many questions for you all:
1. Should I bake cupcakes tonight and take 3 or 4 in the hope that someone may remark that they look great. Then want to be my friend when I give them one?
2. Is it ever ok to wear a hot-pink pencil skirt to a professional job?
3. Should I take my vast post-it collection tomorrow? Or wait a few days?
4. Will I be invited to after-work drinks?
5. Will I start reading Perez Hilton and start using the words "scrummy" and "nom noms"?
6. Should I take up smoking so I have an excuse to hang out with my co-workers?
There's a reason why doctors say nervous dispositioned people shouldn't consume caffeine....
On a lighter note: you can't spell slaughter without laughter
