The name game

Remember the scene in The Simpsons where Marge and Homer are deciding to name Bart? Bad things that rhyme with Bart (And I know you're all thinking a word starting with F huh?) and the things people might bully him about it?

It should be mandatory for all parents to do that.

I mean it would really it would save a lot of therapy or deed poll fees later in life.

The case of Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii and Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 are just mean.

Forms just don't have that many boxes.

Then there are the names that really that fall under the "how could you be so stupid" catagory.

Dick Assman

Ima Hogg

Urban Shocker

It's enough to make you book resevations under the name John

Or anything that comes under "they loved him so much they named him twice" See anything like donovan O' Donovan

Lastly, and most a situation i've experianced myself. The gender unspecific name.

Tracy Hicks.... Go go google. Not the middle aged woman I thought. But a MAN with a mostache...

No wonder HE didn't email me back.